Verbally offensive to Verbally entertaining in the course of a year

For one reason or another I always seem to offend a vast majority of people that I meet on initial contact. Maybe it is because I am not the most politically correct and my humor is a bit off color. To top it off, I am at times extremely sarcastic and people take me extremely serious. It doesn't help that I am huge, loud and laugh like a snorting, roaring lion.

At the beginning of last year I thought things were going great, then one day during a meeting the feelings from the staff about me hit the fan and it was not pretty. I was viewed as a not nice man. I will not go into details but some things that I meant in humor was not seen as humor.

This year things have changed dramatically. I guess everyone knows I an alright guy, so when I say something meant in humor people actually laugh. The kids laugh now too, come to think of it. It is refreshing to finally be understood.

"Chillin in the Big L"(The L stands for Leland)

Relaxation is my middle name. Here are a few activities that can help.

1. Smoke a pork shoulder all day
2. Shoot skeet off of a country bridge
3. Go Dove hunting
4. Go Hog hunting
5. Go Deer hunting
6. Go Squirrel hunting
7. Go Duck hunting
8. Go Turkey hunting
9. Go out to eat, not Mexican, find an authentic one of a kind place. Like the Holly Ridge store
that is located off of Hwy 82 between Leland and Indianola. Wednesday night is Steak Dinner
Night.
10. Spend time with the wife
11. Clean your guns
12. Wash you car
13. Mow the lawn
14. Place ant killer on fire ant mounds
15. Fold your clean clothes
16. Go to church
17. Go to Flavors in Leland on Sunday for lunch, $10
18. Play frisbee golf at Great River Road state park in Rosedale
19. Watch the NFL
20. Watch tennis
21. Watch golf
22. Scout for hunting spots in the woods
23. Practice your hunting calls
24. Do no school work
25. Go for a long slow walk around your neighborhood